Patrick Steven Yaroch stole roughly a million dollars in cryptocurrency from the FBI. The former special agent, who worked there from February 2025 through July 2026, now faces charges for receipt of stolen goods and interstate transportation of stolen goods. Guilt got to him fast. By late July, Yaroch was confessing to a Department of Justice employee that the heist was "eating him up inside," and he voluntarily contacted FBI headquarters to set up a meeting.

When agents showed up at his residence on July 29, Yaroch handed over wallet key phrases, then backtracked half an hour later and withdrew his consent. Too late. The FBI already had what they needed. A search of his Kraken account turned up roughly $188,570 in USDC and US dollars. But the real trail led elsewhere. Investigators found he'd transferred about a million dollars to Suilend, a lending protocol. When asked why, Yaroch gave a remarkably casual answer: he liked that the logo was a water droplet.

The Portugal Plan

Things got stranger once the FBI pulled his phone and read through ChatGPT conversations. Yaroch had asked the AI how to invest a million dollars for maximum returns. He also asked what he should do if he wanted to leave the United States and move to an EU country with that much cash. ChatGPT suggested Portugal. Agents discovered Yaroch had already booked a trip there. When confronted, he denied planning to funnel money into Portugal and expressed hope that his wife and child could still make the family vacation. The math was obvious to investigators: a stolen million, a hidden account, and an exit strategy on the books.

How It Unraveled

An FBI affidavit filed by another special agent lays out each piece methodically. The wallet confessions. The phone records. The cryptocurrency movements. The travel plans. What started as an internal theft ended with a federal indictment and a man who tried to launder agency funds through crypto exchanges while casually consulting an AI chatbot about relocating abroad. The case offers a dark reminder that access to sensitive systems and loose operational security can turn an insider into a liability in minutes.

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